rooty tooty sword and booty
The correct answer is “I have never”, because “This will be my first job” dodges the question.
no the joke is “this will be my first job” as in the second i get hired i’ll be the dope king of the company
it’s just like why would they give that answer
oh oh we looked at houses today with our real estate agent, it was really fun. :3
we’re in love with 2 out of the 5 we saw. the other three needed huge amounts of work, so were technically far beyond our budget. the two we liked however omfg. one is a little big but the other is LITERALLY FLAWLESS. it even has a good backyard with 6 foot fence already installed (for Koda).
we can only hope we get to it before anyone else does. we still need jobs before we can set up a mortgage. jean has one possibly lined up but you can never be sure.
if you believe in good karma, PLZ SEND IT
unrelated news: i want a pet chicken bad. jean’s dad bought chicks a couple weeks ago and there’s a black one with a white chest and I WISH SHE WAS MINE
Cover design by Ephraim Moses Lilien for a commemorative publication celebrating the 300th anniversary of the German publishing house F. A. Lattmann in 1904.
millions of real existing people fall in love with straight men. what the fuck
im still thinking about this. they dont just befriend and hang out with straight men, they get emotional about them. they think ‘this person is the best thing that ever happened to me’. i think there was a time when this phenomenon made sense to me but now it does not.
what the fuck is wrong with you
I like that the implication here is that because of the use of straight men here that women who would become romantically involved with straight men must be idiots, because who else would a straight man become romantically involved with?
Like, this post is so far off the deep end Tumblr SJW bullshit that it just did a 360 all the way back into being grossly misogynistic as fuck and this is where we are right now.
Can’t win, ladies.
HOLY SHIT, 5 STARS
so incredibly stuck in nocturne
it’s finally dawned on me that you really can ruin demi-fiend. matt, jean, i doubted you, but you were right.
he has divine shot but not focus, that in combination with a focused ose could knock that trumpet straight up his nose but
i have a good set up with a bait demon for his insta-kill, that works fine, but it’s his healing bullshit that’s the issue
slowly claws face
watching jean play deadly premonition with his mouth agape and farting
that’s it that’s all I needed to say
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Veramundis has some of the best lighting techniques i’ve never seen in the furry fandom. YOU BEST BET THEY REFERENCE.