rooty tooty sword and booty

The correct answer is “I have never”, because “This will be my first job” dodges the question.

no the joke is “this will be my first job” as in the second i get hired i’ll be the dope king of the company

it’s just like why would they give that answer

my reign begins soon

my reign begins soon

oh oh we looked at houses today with our real estate agent, it was really fun. :3

we’re in love with 2 out of the 5 we saw. the other three needed huge amounts of work, so were technically far beyond our budget. the two we liked however omfg. one is a little big but the other is LITERALLY FLAWLESS. it even has a good backyard with 6 foot fence already installed (for Koda).

we can only hope we get to it before anyone else does. we still need jobs before we can set up a mortgage. jean has one possibly lined up but you can never be sure.

if you believe in good karma, PLZ SEND IT

unrelated news: i want a pet chicken bad. jean’s dad bought chicks a couple weeks ago and there’s a black one with a white chest and I WISH SHE WAS MINE

fuckyeahvintageillustration:

Cover design by Ephraim Moses Lilien for a commemorative publication celebrating the 300th anniversary of the German publishing house F. A. Lattmann in 1904.
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fuckyeahvintageillustration:

Cover design by Ephraim Moses Lilien for a commemorative publication celebrating the 300th anniversary of the German publishing house F. A. Lattmann in 1904.

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filthkid:

filthkid:

millions of real existing people fall in love with straight men. what the fuck

im still thinking about this. they dont just befriend and hang out with straight men, they get emotional about them. they think ‘this person is the best thing that ever happened to me’. i think there was a time when this phenomenon made sense to me but now it does not.

what the fuck is wrong with you

I like that the implication here is that because of the use of straight men here that women who would become romantically involved with straight men must be idiots, because who else would a straight man become romantically involved with?

Like, this post is so far off the deep end Tumblr SJW bullshit that it just did a 360 all the way back into being grossly misogynistic as fuck and this is where we are right now.

Can’t win, ladies.

EW PENIS

HOLY SHIT, 5 STARS

so incredibly stuck in nocturne

FUCKIN TRUMPETER

it’s finally dawned on me that you really can ruin demi-fiend. matt, jean, i doubted you, but you were right.

he has divine shot but not focus, that in combination with a focused ose could knock that trumpet straight up his nose but

heh

i have a good set up with a bait demon for his insta-kill, that works fine, but it’s his healing bullshit that’s the issue

slowly claws face

oh my god someone ACTUALLY said “yeehaw” as they were biking by

people here really do say it

wow! my blog turned 4 today. I can’t believe I’ve been here that long

some walkie pics

watching jean play deadly premonition with his mouth agape and farting
that’s it that’s all I needed to say

watching jean play deadly premonition with his mouth agape and farting

that’s it that’s all I needed to say

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