toastoat:

i took some pics of my dog with hydrangeas

Attention: Guys who cosplay/want to cosplay spandex-clad superheroes

jacky-the-nerd:

relenawarcraft:

OK dinguses, here’s something that’s gonna make your life and the lives of everyone who sees you at the con so much better.

This is called a Men’s Dance Belt.

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It’s for male ballet dancers to wear under their tights. Its purpose?

TO MAKE SURE NOBODY SEES THEIR BULGE.

when I’m at a con, nothing kills a potential good superhero costume more than seeing the cosplayer’s friendly neighborhood spider-cock through the costume.

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THIS!!! I NEED THIS!!!

yeah we all know i love dong but let’s be real

you look like a goon when you don’t pack it right

ughrome:

bigjawcostumes:

Jackal Fullsuit! We’re taking private offers (bigjawcostumes@gmail.com) but if it doesn’t get a home before the weekend it goes to auction!

This suit best fits someone between 5’2-5’8, between 115lb-200lb
Head fits 23”, feet are outdoor, slipper-style and fit up to U.S Women’s size 10, Men’s size 8-8 1/2

Willing to ship internationally, buyer pays shipping costs.

YO HERE IT IS

jean’s dad brought us a tiny brown bat in a box that didn’t look too good. brought him into the shed where it was shady and gave him a berry and some water. after a minute and some coaxing he took wing, then fell. there weren’t any external injuries, so i’m assuming it was heat exhaustion. i coaxed him again and he left the yard.

i hope he makes it okay… ; w ;

certifiedhypocrite:

nsfwnox:

god damnit

yes. God damn.

god damn yes,

certifiedhypocrite:

nsfwnox:

god damnit

yes. God damn.

god damn yes,

Alright guys listen up!

novacaineexe:

The Newton County animal shelter in Indiana is going to be shut down.

Why is this such a big deal? Because It’s a no kill shelter.

Newton County does not want to fund a no kill shelter anymore.

The dogs in there have until August 1st, until they are killed.

So people need to adopt them, or help fund it, and get it to $3000.

I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE IT THANK YOU BASED RED BUBBLE

nice mantis friend found when pulling weeds yesterday morning c:

my mom sent me this on pinterest. can anyone add to this or disprove anything? :3

my mom sent me this on pinterest. can anyone add to this or disprove anything? :3

thosedamnducks:

majesticmaddox:

shanehelmscom:

keepmegoingbaby:

ANDDDD THATS THE BOTTOM LIIIINEEEEE CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!
*glass shatters*

Laying it down Stone Cold style.

This man is the fucking best. So much respect.

Yooooooooo, he was my favorite wrestler.

a source, btw

davvvd:

railroadsoftware:

I’m holding out for the 8 bit/16 bit retro revival fad to end and the ps1 massive 3d polygon graphics retro revival to start

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lets talk animal lover celebrities for a sec

yknow who didn’t deserve to die and was constantly underappreciated and made fun of

steve irwin

yknow who is an ignorant colostomy piss funnel and deserved to be mauled by a dog he terrorized

cesar milan

actually no because the dog would be murdered for it.
so how about he gets lost in the desert and shrivels up like a crinkle fry

that poor dog better not be euthanized because of him
cesar milan is such a bonafide cunt